And now for something *really* different...

Under Construction! Under Construction - complaints will be gleefully ignored.

OK, if you're here, you must already know I'm getting hitched. I've been bombarded with questions by my (presumably) nearest and dearest, so this page is an attempt to put some of those to rest.

The "Udhay's Wedding" FAQ

Marriage ? You ?

Marriage. Me.
So who's the girl ?
Her name is Lavanya, and she currently lives in Coimbatore. Another Oracle © ® ™ programmer waiting to be unleashed on an unsuspecting world.
What's she look like, hero ?

Watch this space for pictures (yes!) and other goodies. I've been too lazy to scan them in so far, but quien sabe ? It might happen, and sooner than you think...
Update: I have started scanning in some pictures ! Now all that remains is to convert them into a format that is viewable on the web....Here's the first one.
So then, how'd you meet ? And how did you decide to get married ?

It's a traditional thing. Or at least, it started off that way. We were introduced by our parents, and then found we had a common friend. The situation metastasized, as these things tend to do. Much later, after much dithering on my part, we decided that we could spend our lives together. [cue music: A New Level, Pantera]
Aren't you going to tell us how you proposed ?

No.
So how does it feel ?

Well, rather than waste a thousand words, have a look.

Comments ? Flames ? Screenwriting assignment offers ? Send them in here.

The "Udhay's Wedding" FAQ

Marriage ? You ?

So who's the girl ?

What's she look like, hero ?

So then, how'd you meet ? And how did you decide to get married ?

Aren't you going to tell us how you proposed ?

So how does it feel ?